"i'm afraid that when the girls find out what i'm doing, they'll hate me forever. and ever. and ever."

ugh. i had all sorts of good lines. good, trite, lame dad joke lines.... 

but then everyone started crying OVER BASEBALL and i had to start over to showcase the beyond ridiculousness.

not to mention the sandy, beach nekkedness.

itchy.

a crying bachelorette.

it sucks that i'm feeling so strongly for someone when i've really only had a small amount of time with him. it just sucks." - a crying bachelorette.

"time with ben is so precious. and i'm here for a reason. and the only way i can continue to be here and for him to be interested in me is to get that precious, precious time." - a crying bachelorette.

"i try to be really strong sometimes, but today has been really difficult for me. i really like ben a lot. i just want a chance to talk to him like everyone else has." - a crying bachelorette.

"of all the women that i have fallen for in my life have not loved me back." - ben.

"i'll be really upset if i go home tonight. i don't want to even think about that. because, you know, it's hard. it's really impordant to find love and i've given up so much to be here. i gave up my job for this because, i believed in it..." - a crying bachelorette.

"this hurts. it sucks. i feel like he didn't give me a chance. i really thought something was there. i had so much fun with him today. i tried to open up as much as i could on this date and i didn't take this date for granted.i was so excited to be here. it just hurts.... {ENTER 'THIS YEAR'S LOVE' @#$%^&*(!?!}.... i just don't know what i did wrong." - a crying bachelorette.

"i like ben. i really really really like ben. it's the strongest i've ever felt about a person since the last time i was in love." - an emotional bachelorette.

"i think he hates me." - a crying bachelorette.

"yes." - a crying bachelorette, while accepting her rose.

"you don't realize how tough it is until you're told to go home. i guess i just wonder what i did wrong. being in love is one of...." and then i couldn't understand anything else she was saying through the sniffs and the squeeks and the crying hiccups? - a crying bachelorette.

panama city?